Wooord. Like what? I’ve met some fucked up people in my time. I mean truly damaged people who have done very bad things- sometimes when they were intoxicated. Some of them are in my own family. You can be a completely shitty person and not cross THAT line of sexual assault. I know a lot of assholes who would never…

EXACTLY

It seems that she is actually...an awful person.

lmfao what is that from

Over the top response.

I think you meant, “Sad!”

I’m considering going back to my birth name just to piss my dad off (my mom had it changed when I was a child after the divorce). He does NOT want to be associated with me. Hehehe. Everyone will know we’re related! Oh nooo!

Why can’t all the people who want to preserve these statues just buy them and display them in some kind of museum for racists. Why does everyone else have to look at them?

Everyone knows better than to swipe on my phone. They learned the lesson the hard way. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I flat out tell people they shouldn’t swipe. Everyone knows my phone is full of naked pictures. Hehe.

Totally agree on all counts!

I’m sorry you’re butthurt that people are pointing out the holes in your very bizarre story about fish sneak attacks.

You’re getting awfully defensive.

Tin foils hats don’t travel well in luggage.

“I know you are joking but deep in your heart you really aren’t.”

A++

“Sometimes people say they are allergic to avoid being served food they don’t want by food jerks. My bff hates fish and you would not believe the number of assholes trying to sneak attack it into her food because they just know she is lying.”

Trying to sneak someone food you know they don’t like is wrong, obviously. Her BFF’s story is a little weird to me though. I’ve never met a server who would intentionally bring someone something they specifically said they do not like. Chefs might get a little huffy behind the scenes if someone wants to modify a dish…

Thank you for this. I wish people would stop claiming to have a gluten allergy or insisting gluten is bad for you.

Goat dairy products and cow dairy products actually contain similar amounts of lactose. People who are lactose intolerant can’t digest goat cheeses. That’s some kind of myth.