The Candy Store is one of the skuzziest strip clubs I've ever been to. Half of the strippers had c-section scars, all of them were gross, you couldn't bring in alcohol or buy it, and there was actually a mother and daughter dancing one after the other, and the father was the bouncer.

The Candy Store is one of the skuzziest strip clubs I've ever been to. Half of the strippers had c-section scars, all of them were gross, you couldn't bring in alcohol or buy it, and there was actually a mother and daughter dancing one after the other, and the father was the bouncer.

I had the lucky benefit of a horrendously awful human being of an ex-wife. Chalk it up to getting married at 18, when I still thought people who acted like assholes could really be good people on the inside. she cheated on me, I got drunk and felt bad for a few weeks, and then I had a sudden realization that she was a…

I had the lucky benefit of a horrendously awful human being of an ex-wife. Chalk it up to getting married at 18, when I still thought people who acted like assholes could really be good people on the inside. she cheated on me, I got drunk and felt bad for a few weeks, and then I had a sudden realization that she was a…

Also, in Mega Man 3, if you plug in the 2nd controller and wedge it somewhere so the Right button is held down, you will be able to jump most of the way up the screen. I think you were supposed to just push it every now and then for the really hard stuff, but I always wedged it under the couch so I could go through…

Also, in Mega Man 3, if you plug in the 2nd controller and wedge it somewhere so the Right button is held down, you will be able to jump most of the way up the screen. I think you were supposed to just push it every now and then for the really hard stuff, but I always wedged it under the couch so I could go through…

I had the foldout map of dragon warrior that I eventually had to tape back together because I would pore over it for hours, planning out how I would level up without going too far into the woods and getting killed by a wizard or something.

I had the foldout map of dragon warrior that I eventually had to tape back together because I would pore over it for hours, planning out how I would level up without going too far into the woods and getting killed by a wizard or something.

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I had a nintendo and a subscription to Nintendo Power (Free NES Dragon Warrior cartridge for subscribing!) and I would read GamePro in the bookstore, wishing I had chosen the Sega Genesis. Sometimes. Until SNES came out, then I regretted nothing.

I had a nintendo and a subscription to Nintendo Power (Free NES Dragon Warrior cartridge for subscribing!) and I would read GamePro in the bookstore, wishing I had chosen the Sega Genesis. Sometimes. Until SNES came out, then I regretted nothing.

They closed up shop due to scathing rejoinder.

They closed up shop due to scathing rejoinder.

I was unfortunately in a JC Penneys this weekend, and they had a bunch of renovation going on with signs saying "Coming Soon- A New Way to Shop!" To which I replied "didn't someone already invent the internet?"

I was unfortunately in a JC Penneys this weekend, and they had a bunch of renovation going on with signs saying "Coming Soon- A New Way to Shop!" To which I replied "didn't someone already invent the internet?"

You wouldn't happen to live in columbus ohio would you? The Westland mall is just like that.

You wouldn't happen to live in columbus ohio would you? The Westland mall is just like that.