To be fair, the amount of gushing I've read on the internet about how amazing Daniel-Day Lewis is for "disappearing into the role of Lincoln so completely" on the basis of a single still photograph warrants this kind of ridicule. Yeah, it's probably going to be a really good performance, but the only talent on display…

To be fair, the amount of gushing I've read on the internet about how amazing Daniel-Day Lewis is for "disappearing into the role of Lincoln so completely" on the basis of a single still photograph warrants this kind of ridicule. Yeah, it's probably going to be a really good performance, but the only talent on display…

Wow I'm so jealous of you 21 year-olds. I am so tired of having direction in my life, knowing who I am and what I want out of life, a loving wife and children, a good job making good money and many high-level job opportunities in my field.

Wow I'm so jealous of you 21 year-olds. I am so tired of having direction in my life, knowing who I am and what I want out of life, a loving wife and children, a good job making good money and many high-level job opportunities in my field.

Not true, DBag. The juggalos I've met have all had many, many, many jobs. Sometimes within a matter of weeks.

Not true, DBag. The juggalos I've met have all had many, many, many jobs. Sometimes within a matter of weeks.

When I was in the 6th grade in columbus, ohio, learning saxophone, the music teacher had us learn the michigan fight song. I didn't know anything about football at the time and I just realized 20 years later that he was fucking with us. I still sometimes mix up the tune for the OSU fight song with the michigan one, to…

When I was in the 6th grade in columbus, ohio, learning saxophone, the music teacher had us learn the michigan fight song. I didn't know anything about football at the time and I just realized 20 years later that he was fucking with us. I still sometimes mix up the tune for the OSU fight song with the michigan one, to…

I thought it said "Mater Chief". I thought there was a new Halo-themed cooking show out.

I thought it said "Mater Chief". I thought there was a new Halo-themed cooking show out.

Ohio State has a Harold Bolz hall.

Ohio State has a Harold Bolz hall.

If they showed it on TBS today it would be 7 hours long.

If they showed it on TBS today it would be 7 hours long.

Macauley Culkin is older than Arnold Schwarzennegar was in that porno.

Macauley Culkin is older than Arnold Schwarzennegar was in that porno.

Johnny Cash did a hell of a lot of livin', though.

Johnny Cash did a hell of a lot of livin', though.

I'm a struggling alcoholic, which is so close to the same thing as to not make any difference at all.

I'm a struggling alcoholic, which is so close to the same thing as to not make any difference at all.