Has he never seen an action movie from the 80s?

Has he never seen an action movie from the 80s?

6-7th grade for me, so I'm younger than you! Woo!

6-7th grade for me, so I'm younger than you! Woo!

I vaguely remember those two things as well. And I was 6-8 years old at the time, so I'm pretty surprised.

I vaguely remember those two things as well. And I was 6-8 years old at the time, so I'm pretty surprised.

Caruso: This query….just got correlated. *puts on sunglasses*

Caruso: This query….just got correlated. *puts on sunglasses*

Mutual fund merchandising?

Mutual fund merchandising?

It's going to be super exciting to see the wild-card character spend 3 hours importing data from SQL into SAS software.

It's going to be super exciting to see the wild-card character spend 3 hours importing data from SQL into SAS software.

Only tangentially related, but I really wish someone in charge of rebooting superhero movies would finally get the bright idea of skipping the fucking origin story already. How hard would it be to jump into some action and have a random bystander sum up who the superhero is in a single sentence?

Only tangentially related, but I really wish someone in charge of rebooting superhero movies would finally get the bright idea of skipping the fucking origin story already. How hard would it be to jump into some action and have a random bystander sum up who the superhero is in a single sentence?

I've only had catered panera when I've had the misfortune to be in days-long meetings with upper management. Us reg'lar folk get the subway.

That entire interview seems like he was just saying whatever bullshit popped into his head to fuck with the interviewer. In a great way.

That entire interview seems like he was just saying whatever bullshit popped into his head to fuck with the interviewer. In a great way.

In Ohio we're a bunch of fat fucks, so there are about 20 different sandwich shops in any given square mile, but Subways are still everywhere and are still by far the most popular. Every time we get a catered lunch for some event or another at work they buy trays of tasteless crap. I don't really get why you'd bother…

Have you seen the little tubs of tuna salad at subway? And have you seen sliced avocado like 2 minutes after you slice it and put it on a counter?

Have you seen the little tubs of tuna salad at subway? And have you seen sliced avocado like 2 minutes after you slice it and put it on a counter?