Jokes? I like jokes.

He just sold out Madison Square Garden. I think he's there.

Everyone calm down and watch the first ten minutes of the first episode of "Brain Games" streaming on netflix. Same shit, easily explained.

The architecture major has to be the biggest con-job that colleges pull. Every major college has a well-funded architecture school, but the real "architect" jobs that exist in the us probably number in the double digits.

I've blown many a mind by reinventing nonsense numerical date representations, e.g. "201501" to actual dates formatted in plain english, like the beautiful Mmmm yyyy format.

Holy shit. I've spent the last ten years of my life dedicated to taking the bullshit out of business analytics and inventing new ways to handle business data that actually helps people do their jobs, and the biggest impact to my career always happens as a result of making nicer-looking excel templates. It's fucking…

There's no way to gracefully put a mustache on a cartoon bird. Does it go above the beak? below the beak? below the top half but above the bottom half? This one's not bad though. I probably would have put it out on the very tip.

There's no way to gracefully put a mustache on a cartoon bird. Does it go above the beak? below the beak? below the top half but above the bottom half? This one's not bad though. I probably would have put it out on the very tip.

God damn, Gary X, I am going to start focusing on that premise before I go to bed just so I might be able to see it in my dreams.

God damn, Gary X, I am going to start focusing on that premise before I go to bed just so I might be able to see it in my dreams.

Well, eventually the best DPs are going to be from the generation that grew up with digital, and digital is going to be used more masterfully.

Well, eventually the best DPs are going to be from the generation that grew up with digital, and digital is going to be used more masterfully.

I like Pulp Fiction as much as the next guy, but what about Travolta's performance warranted an oscar win? He really wasn't anything special, other than it being a bit of a comeback for him. Granted, tom Hanks in Forrest Gump wasn't hot shit either, but I just find it bizarre that you were so enraged about Travolta's…

I like Pulp Fiction as much as the next guy, but what about Travolta's performance warranted an oscar win? He really wasn't anything special, other than it being a bit of a comeback for him. Granted, tom Hanks in Forrest Gump wasn't hot shit either, but I just find it bizarre that you were so enraged about Travolta's…

You hate him because he's a nice guy and you are a douchebag.

You hate him because he's a nice guy and you are a douchebag.

Isn't that how political discourse happens in this country now? Everyone believes that either life begins at ovulation, or every baby should be aborted because it's awesome. Or everyone believes that either taxes shouldn't exist and poor people should die penniless in the streets or that big brother should take all of…

Isn't that how political discourse happens in this country now? Everyone believes that either life begins at ovulation, or every baby should be aborted because it's awesome. Or everyone believes that either taxes shouldn't exist and poor people should die penniless in the streets or that big brother should take all of…

Dean has to be one of the oddest stories of political failure. Dude was on a roll, the first national candidate to really use the internet to his advantage, picking up tons of steam, and one strange excited hoot just totally fucked his campaign in the ass. It makes complete sense, because clearly the boring, staid…

Dean has to be one of the oddest stories of political failure. Dude was on a roll, the first national candidate to really use the internet to his advantage, picking up tons of steam, and one strange excited hoot just totally fucked his campaign in the ass. It makes complete sense, because clearly the boring, staid…