Objection. That movie is so bad you can't count the performance against him.

Objection. That movie is so bad you can't count the performance against him.

Are we actually debating the "correctness" of someone who chooses to not watch a movie? Is this something that needs to happen? Who cares if someone doesn't like Wes Anderson or Christopher Nolan? Or why?

Liberalism is only a paradox if you force it to be distilled into a slogan small enough to be on a bumper sticker. I have to think that about 99.999% of all human beings have political beliefs that don't easily reduce down to a single set of rules. Trying to cram reasonable political thought into a handful of bullet…

I recently watched Alien for the first time in a decade or so, and I had totally forgotten that there are no actual weapons in that movie. The only weapon is a modified welder or something. I can't believe any modern monster movie could resist having the protagonist come upon a secret stash of machine guns or…

You'd think keeping those spoilers out would be fairly simple. Unless new-fangled HD video editing equipment doesn't have the time-stamp running on it like the old video editors used to.

You'd think keeping those spoilers out would be fairly simple. Unless new-fangled HD video editing equipment doesn't have the time-stamp running on it like the old video editors used to.

There are other words you could use if you hate it so much.

What about "Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus"?

What about "Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus"?

You are aware that when you see something on the internet, all of humanity is not also seeing that thing at the same time, right?

You are aware that when you see something on the internet, all of humanity is not also seeing that thing at the same time, right?

Wait, yes I do.

Wait, yes I do.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

Well, he was actually abbreviating "yams are good for us all", so you can see where the confusion came from.

Well, he was actually abbreviating "yams are good for us all", so you can see where the confusion came from.

Statistical analysis of this 1992 planner versus the current ticketmaster calendar proves scientifically that there is more diversity in music today than in 1992.

When we have snow days we get charged vacation/sick days for it, even if only those of us who own 4-wheel-drive monster SUVs can actually get out of our neighborhoods. That's a major downside of working in a suburb a few blocks from where the upper management live. And working in an industry that thrives on storm…