My horrible ex-wife is technically a mother, but I saw her feeding her new ~3 month-old baby cotton candy at my son's baseball game the other day. Giving birth to a child does not necessarily make you good at making good choices for your kids.

My horrible ex-wife is technically a mother, but I saw her feeding her new ~3 month-old baby cotton candy at my son's baseball game the other day. Giving birth to a child does not necessarily make you good at making good choices for your kids.

Renee Zellweger's range of facial expressions are more from the "did someone piss in my soup?" school of acting.

I haven't actually watched this, I just felt I should comment.

I haven't actually watched this, I just felt I should comment.

The ones who don't win are terrorists, the ones who do are freedom fighters.

The ones who don't win are terrorists, the ones who do are freedom fighters.

It's brave of you to openly come out against cancer, what with all the pro-cancer types in these message boards.

It's brave of you to openly come out against cancer, what with all the pro-cancer types in these message boards.

Yes, it was definitely self-important. I hadn't seen it until a few years ago, when a friend basically described it as the best movie ever. I did not agree. I guess you really had to see it when you were a kid.

Yes, it was definitely self-important. I hadn't seen it until a few years ago, when a friend basically described it as the best movie ever. I did not agree. I guess you really had to see it when you were a kid.

They made some seriously detailed sets that were scaled a certain way, so the actors playing hobbits could stand farther away from the camera than the actors playing humans. Then they would work out where each person would have to focus their eyes so it looked like they were really making eye contact. It's pretty…

They made some seriously detailed sets that were scaled a certain way, so the actors playing hobbits could stand farther away from the camera than the actors playing humans. Then they would work out where each person would have to focus their eyes so it looked like they were really making eye contact. It's pretty…

It's easy to remember, because the backslash is like the cool slash, just leaning against the wall, probably smoking a cigarette. Front-slash is too much of a go-getter, I bet that guy has two cell phone holsters.

It's easy to remember, because the backslash is like the cool slash, just leaning against the wall, probably smoking a cigarette. Front-slash is too much of a go-getter, I bet that guy has two cell phone holsters.

Every child dreams of someday achieving success through hard work and sacrifice, so that they may be given free merchandise as an advertisement for a shitty movie franchise.

Every child dreams of someday achieving success through hard work and sacrifice, so that they may be given free merchandise as an advertisement for a shitty movie franchise.

Opinion pools should only be between a man opinion and a woman opinion. To allow otherwise would cheapen the whole institution.

Opinion pools should only be between a man opinion and a woman opinion. To allow otherwise would cheapen the whole institution.

Seconded, FogHat. When I'm not watching his movies, I have a vague distaste for the over-stylization, but I always really dig the movies once I start watching. I guess that's why I don't re-watch them very often, it's hard to drag myself into it. But once I'm ten minutes in I'm totally on board again.