No one in my family ever worked in food service and I get blank stares when I try to explain to them why we should tip more than 12%, given that we are a party of 18 and we hung around for 3 hours while our kids ran around screaming like idiots. My wife was a server for years and this kind of behavior is just…

Bong Joon-ho, seriously. Dude would fuck shit up in a good way.

Yeah, Wolverine was best when he seemed to be right on the edge of stabbing motherfuckers, a la X-Men 2 when he actually went around stabbing motherfuckers. They have to make him too warm and fuzzy to base a movie around him.

I was hoping.

I gave up caffeinated beverages when I figured out they were causing my migraines. It wasn't that hard with that kind of a motivating factor. Then I drank caffeine-free versions for years until I realized I could eat whatever spicy foods I wanted as long as I only drank water and beer and I wouldn't get heart burn or…

Doesn't everyone on the internet always assume that every movie is going to suck before it comes out?

He just wants attention.

Yes, clawing your way to a $12/hour salary and moving out of the trailer park is exactly the same as becoming a multi-billionaire and passing your wealth and beach homes on through a dozen generations. SOCIAL MOBILITY HOORAY!

There is most likely plenty of credible research on the subject. You could look it up rather than just being willing to bet. Isn't that what sociology is for? Or is that anthropology? I didn't pay much attention in my 101 classes.

I actually kind of wanted to see the Hangover and Slumdog Millionaire until you couldn't walk two feet without having someone ask you accusingly how you could not have seen it yet. So I have made it my mission in life to never see the Hangover or Slumdog Millionaire.

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You know, there is actually a real psychological/physiological phenomenon that occurs in your brain around your mid-to-late twenties. There's a biological component to why you stop caring as much about seeking out new music, in the same way that a persons political and religious affiliations are usually set by around…

Huh
A dramedy aimed at black christians? I'm shocked that no AV Club users has seen it and rated it yet.

He was pretty good in that movie where he had a beard and said stuff.

I saw the trailer for it in the theater this weekend, and it's almost turned "overbearing" into an artform. I mean, the silences are filled with humming and buzzing and sonic pressure. The trailer made me claustrophobic, like I could just feel the sound waves in the room closing in on me. It's such a weird feeling.…

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i and 1, through normal government-funding bullshit, if they had a $45,000 overrun last year, chances are good they would have had their budget slashed by more than $45,000 this year, regardless of what their actual needs are. It's one of the hard-to-fix inherent problems with government funding- every department has…

But oil companies getting $4 billion in subsidies while raking in record profits is okay, because $4 billion is not that much money.

I liked how that one guy ripped someone's torso off, but he didn't have to even step on her feet or anything. I take umbrage. Gravity is not that strong of an opposing force.

There are lots of people who assume McDonald's is fine for you. My mom's side of the family eat at McDonald's constantly and are all fat and diabetic and absolutely do not see the connection. I would hope they would see Super Size Me and realize that McDonald's is junk food, but unfortunately all they watch is…