Just set up cameras at any shitty midwestern apartment building and you'll have Juggalo Shore.

I'm not a great guitarist, but I'm pretty good now. I've been pretty shit for most of my life, but the last few years I've been concentrating on old hot jazz and gypsy jazz from the early 20th century. That kind of music is so structured it forces you to learn scales and lots and lots of different chord voicings. It's…

I didn't like Tosh.0 at all at first but the more I've seen, the more I've liked it. there is some funny shit on there, worth wading through the crap.

I'm not saying don't watch them, because I love the movie and the show, but they are not historically accurate or useful to academic study, in my opinion.

Okay, Mohd, nobody gave you a satisfactory answer, in my opinion- Neither the movie nor the tv show is going to tell you anything useful about the Korean war, Korean culture, or even American culture during the Korean war. Aside from the Vietnam war angle, the tv show is a 70s sitcom. The trend of having highly…

This is also my personal argument for why I listen to whole albums instead of single songs. Each song has a personality to me, good or bad, before I even know what it's about, and songs I don't really like at first blush pretty regularly become my favorite song on the album once I factor in the lyrics.

I like lyrics, but I don't even hear them until I've listened to a song half a dozen times. I had to force myself to try and figure out what the lyrics are to the new National album because I'd read people on here talking about how great they were before I bought it.

I think before I did that I would use the knife to cut my jugular. Or let wolves eat me. Or starve to death.

They should do more shows where chicks with giant titties read the news from a teleprompter in a completely lifeless fashion.

Vestigial horn.

No, car hole makes more sense because Moe is an uneducated boor.

A friend found a series of really low-budget porn videos starring someone we went to high school with. One of them involved her fucking the edge of a table. I would have thought "good for her" if it weren't so incredibly lo-fi. It was clearly some dude trying to start up a crappy porn site so he could get free…

What if the dude was TRYING to hit Glen Hansard? Maybe he was a real dick and was trying to commit murder/suicide. If that was the case then fuck him.

Michael Moore has a strong biased opinion running through his documentaries, but real documentary polemics are fucking unwatchable shit. At least Moore makes his somewhat more than just browbeating. Except maybe Fahrenheit 9/11.

The future's full of big old pussies. Metaphorically and literally.

There HAS to be a metal band called Galorndon Core. HAS TO. BY LAW.

brevity…wit

Glad I wasn't the only one underwhelmed by Hamlet 2. Her scene is about the only one I even remember.

I like 28 Days Later, I think because I wasn't exactly a zombie movie aficionado and the fast-moving zombies didn't bother me. I think for that type of movie, the fast zombies were better. I like both kinds of zombies- slow-moving for the mounting dread-style horror, and fast-moving for intense action-horror/chases.

Between Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher I would have preferred Mila Kunis to be horribly overexposed and married to Demi Moore.