Rodriguez is one of the most interesting DVD commentary dudes out there, if you're at all interested in the nitty-gritty details of how shit gets done making movies.

The way to win a war crimes trial is to score more points than your opponent.

I believe she's saying she's giving up on Christianity the institution, not Christianity the faith. And she probably means whatever specific stupid subdivision of Christianity she was involved in.

I gave up on all christs except Kung Fu Christ

He's a lot more savvy about he business side of movies than about actually making them, so it might not be that bad of an idea.

You know who I'm getting sick of?
That Zach Galifianakis fella. Anyone else feel that way?

I was thinking it was along the lines of The "L" Word and it was actually about horrible cunts. Like a fictional housewives of new jersey or whatever.

I'm pretty sure that part was actual, intended comedy. And Total Recall is awesome in a totally non-ironic way, so suck it.

Tragic hokey-pokey accident.

Dogs evolved alongside humans, and their loyalty is ingrained. You can look at it in the cynical fashion and say that dogs just evolved to crave human companionship to survive, but you could say the same thing about love, compassion, and empathy in human beings. How far do you want to deconstruct it before it just…

Nah, it just means you're a pussy.

Phodreaw, either you're just really overthinking pet ownership, or you have some issues yourself. Pets are fun to have around, and they really aren't that much work to take care of if you only have one or two.

Somebody tie a concrete block to Scott's wiener.

I'm guessing the first person to do the curb-biting thing is some guy during the first week in history that a curb existed. People are awful.

I also would prefer Daniel Tosh to do standup instead, but the guy needs to work, right? He's funny enough on Tosh.0, although a lot of the jokes are trying too hard to be controversial.

Waterbed, quadraphonic sound… gentleman, welcome to the second-base mobile.

Your tweet has a shallow understanding of Heidegger, at best.

Keep thinking about Inception, don't just take it at face value. There are layers of depth to that movie. The more I think about it the more I think that there were no coincidences or details that weren't intentionally put in there by Christopher Nolan.

I think the movie wasn't as complex as it seemed. People get lost at movies when they can't tell what's going to happen at the end by about the midpoint. If you sat through the movie and paid attention you shouldn't be that confused. During the movie I was confused, but only because I was trying to figure out the…

What's "with it"?