Don't you tell me to shut up, pal.

Fucking hipster

way to go, you just got avclub banned in MS.

Johnny Depp will play Leonard Cohen and it will be the sexiest, most aesthetically inaccurate representation of sex at the Chelsea Hotel ever filmed.

You can't think of anyone because the movies don't allow people even half as ugly as Joplin on screen.

Leaving your shirt on is just so impractical. The bottom of your shirt gets all wet and gross.

I love Terry Gross, even though her interviews with entertainers are usually pretty weak. Her interviews with public figures and authors are usually really on point though.

Maybe if NPR didn't wear such short skirts then MPB wouldn't be sent into such a frenzy.

Isn't Mississippi one of those southern states full of small towns where all the ugly rednecks constantly fuck each other and then fight about it?

Since the whole episode was about how stupid Dan Brown novels are, I figured it's just par for the course.

Maybe the creators of Futuram saw that episode then went back in time 7 months to the character design stage and stole the idea.

Wow, you should be a rape counselor.

American Gods is one of my favorite books, I also read it not really knowing who Gaiman was. Oddly, I only made it about halfway through Anansi Boys, I found it kind of boring.

I hate them because it's fairly easy to make tasty italian food and theirs tastes like "italian food product"

I love pasta that tastes like cornmeal and waking up to take a shit 8 times during the night! Olive Garden rules!

I'll put in a fucking rose garden you cunt. You understand that? Because I am capable of that.

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT SAY A SWEAR
poops!

At least it's not John Mayer.

There's also the argument that probably 200 other people had a hand in making his movies so you shouldn't necessarily avoid them because of how much of an ass Gibson is. Although I could go without watching any Mel Gibson movie ever and not regret it.

The best sight gag was the "Fall down and be unable to get up for traditional marriage!" sign.