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I don't really see how this is arrogant. Okay, the original ignorant statement he made about videogames not being art is arrogant, but the rest of it was kind of an apology. He allows that he is not going to be playing videogames because he'd rather be reading books and watching movies.

The unintentional subtext in the village is that ron howards daughter is kinda hot.

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Gerard Butler was better in Avatar.

I call bullshit. Jim Carrey has never done a single subtle thing in his life.

You're right, they should cancel the movie. Also they should destroy all copies of Big Night and Julie and Julia. They should also destroy all porn, because how good the sex is is irrelevant when you can't even feel it through the medium of film.

Because then you'd start bitching about white indie bands covering black songs.

If I'm lucky the morons at work will be watching Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader when I go in there for lunch, rather than one of the 50 terrible judge shows they eat up with a spoon.

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How is the interview too long? Are you people fucking retarded? Maybe you should pick up Entertainment Weekly and look at the pictures.

I know it's DC, but somebody needs to make an HBO tv show out of the motherfucking suicide squad, like post-haste.

President Morgan Freeman took a huge PR hit when he bailed out the Hollywood Stock Exchange. His legislation to reign in the out of control Screen Chemistry derivatives market didn't go nearly far enough. It's like no one learned any lessons from the Bollywood monetary crisis of the early 90s.

Bring me that heroic dog, Smithers. I want to make him my executive vice president.

If you read Nietzsche close enough you'll see the shout-outs to his boy Vince P.

Don't you mean rap names have gotten so RiDikOOlu$?

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Isn't there also a "joke" in the trailer about Schneider marrying a somewhat ugly woman and the other guys think it's the most appalling thing in the world? That shit's almost as bad as gay panic jokes. Like there's a chance in hell that 4 out of 5 random dudes have wives that are still hot in their late 40s.

The Bicycle Thief bored the shit out of me until the last five minutes, which made me cry like a little girl.

But then everyone won't see me standing on the street and admire how cool and forward-thinking I am for consuming the latest trendy gadget!

Well, fuck, if you cloned all those historical figures you'd have constant warfare between all the genghis khan types. It's easier to avoid that kind of stuff if you just clone the head.

Just about every time one of my kids has a Nickelodeon/Disney channel cartoon on TV I hear DiMaggio voicing something. That guy is everywhere.