MONKEYS ARE NOT DONKEYS

Ninja Turtles Vs. Wolfman Gerbils is better.

Giant Piranhas Vs. Tae-Bo

DOUGH RAEYE MIEOUX

How am I supposed to explain this to my children? MY CHILDREN?!?

This thread is already too long. I just wanted to chime in to say that evolutionary psychology is total horseshit.

Jokes? I get jokes.

I was at a Mr. Gaddy's pizza in Louisville, KY with my dad. I remembered O.J. mostly from Naked Gun. I think I still remember it because it was one of the first times I remember thinking how surreal life could be.

Someone needs to stop Hanson
or this kind of violence will never cease. Even in the 90s I knew those chicks would be trouble.

I ask my wife she got more sense!

They could make up for all the stupid gay jokes in previous movies with some earnest onscreen fucking, followed by wacky animal reaction shots.

Here's a pun about sausage:

Wow, two consecutive threads where someone marvels at there not being a puerile joke about genitalia. This place has become positively cosmopolitan since phel and prison wine got hitched.

I really like the new vibe of the show, and the visuals are just gorgeous, like they finally got themselves a real cinematographer.

Holy shit I spend too much time on this website. Those two names conjure distinct personalities in my mind, as do many of the other names in this thread. Like two people I really know got married. Although I can't help but see Phel's avator in a veil.

I really liked Me and You and Everyone We Know, but at the time I was a horribly lonely single father so the John Hawkes character spoke to me a bit. I really don't want to see it again, because I'm sure I won't like it now. I've reached my limit for quirk and twee.

I don't know, the chocolate covered marshmallow eggs that come in those egg containers are fucking delicious. Something about stale chocolate and marshmallows just takes me back to childhood.

I came back from the lawn & garden expo with the fuel injector system from an International Harvestor tractor. I assumed they were giving them away, the only thing holding it in place was about two dozen bolts and some fuel line.

I saw Splice with my girlfriend Sunday and enjoyed it, I thought it was creepy and disturbing and goofy in just the right way. She is so disturbed by it she wishes she hadn't watched it. I guess maybe the whole parenting fears allegory/incest/rape/creepiness is pretty damned effective.

Yeah, I totally thought I had somehow missed an episode over the memorial day weekend or something. I kept wondering when the hell Amy and Rory left the doctor.