I liked it. It hit on every psychological problem related to parenthood. The first half was all about being a terrified new parent, and the second half was about incest and oedipal urges. Total mindfuck.

There's a difference in liquors that are just plain liquor with flavoring added, and liquors that have the flavor, whatever it is, added at the beginning of the process. High quality, expensive flavored vodkas actually have orange peel or vanilla beans or whatever it is mixed in from the beginning, so you're actually…

Why the fuck are you complaining about people drinking coconut-flavored rum if you freely admit you use mixers and fruit in your drinks?

The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area.

Maybe this oil spill thing will distract Cameron from making any more gay smurf movies.

Why don't you shut the fuck up and go let some rich people fuck you on a pile of money?

I always really like her stuff a lot for about a week and then get fucking sick of phrases like "freedom-fightin' dad" and stop listening until the next album comes out.

If you're into guitar-based rock, you probably wouldn't like MIA anyway, so even if you had heard one of her songs you would have dismissed it. Which is why I always assume I've never heard any songs by pretty much any popular modern rapper or R&B singer. Except Ghostface, Madvillain and a couple of R. Kelly songs.

Who said it would be "spiderman for black people"?

Amelie gets you laid. It's a fact. Second date, stay in and watch Amelie. You will not be disappointed.

Oh come on. Alien Resurrection was…well, not good. But it wasn't a total waste of time. I mean, if you're doing an Aliens marathon or something, you shouldn't excise it.

My daughter is just getting boobs. You want to hear fucked up? Are you ready?

Man, I don't give a fuck about the justification, I just want to see Sam Jackson fucking up some Nazis.

Pff, everyone know Ayn Rand's favorite superhero is Rape-Man.

God damn pyramids taking up all the sandstone. Hey genius, you know there are other kinds of building materials! Ever hear of a little thing called plaster? And what's with being so tall? Genghis Khan could make tomb that's half the size and twice as impressive. It's just lazy pharoahing if you ask me.

Damn, I didn't stay for that.

They need to reboot X-men but keep Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman. and have Anna Paquin naked the whole time.

Or Marvel. I'm retarded. See how much I know about comics?

OHH, so Captain America was frozen in ice in the comics? I only ever read a few avengers comics in the 80s, and I always thought the explanation for how he started in WWII and wasn't old was that the super soldier thing made him live a really long time.

nerd