You know who liked long takes? Hitler.

Republicans don't allow their wives to have jobs. Or driver's licenses.

EVERYONE ON INTERNET IS WRONG.

His best friend is a talking pie.

So what you're saying is it's the smartest action film of all time?

I've been listening to the new album nonstop since tuesday, and it's just like that, sqrt. I liked it okay at first, but now I can't stop listening to it. It's getting better every time through.

All night I lay on my pillow and pray for my boss to stop me in the hallway. Lay my head on his shoulder and say "son, I been hearing good things."

Vampire Weekend is music made by privileged college kids. The National is music made by dudes who didn't even start a band until they were at or near their thirties and had lived whole lives to draw inspiration from. when I went to a National show I was really surprised to see a bunch of college fratboy douchebags…

Someone burned me a copy of Alligator and I didn't care for it at first. It sat in my car for a few months until I had no other CDs so I popped it in. About halfway through I realized I was really into it, and I listened to that CD exclusively for weeks. It's like you have to be in the right state of mind to enjoy…

I could go either way. Boxer and Alligator go back and forth between being my favorite National album. Usually one loses out because I've listened to it too much and am kind of sick of it.

Read the fucking article, Mike.

Max was really inessential. He was only funny because of Conan. They'd be better off going with someone who has a little more charisma.

Wow, I've never heard any stories about drummers being assholes before. I'm astounded.

All the radio stations only play Bush now? Damn, I'm glad I don't listen to the radio.

He'd wake up next to a strange washing machine and end up with bumps all over his plunger arm.

I almost bought a few of the streaming albums but then decided that if the company went tits up I'd be out my money. Turns out I was right.

We should have listened to that man, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.

"Wait, Ron, I've got it. See, the way to bring Roland to the silver screen is to make him a jive-talking robot who travels back in time for some reason. Also, his best friend is a talking pie."

Dude, Eddie was supposed to be like 20 years old. Dicaprio is like 40. And Jake is an actual kid, while Haley Joel Osment is what, like 20 by now?

It'll be ICE to finally see the gunslinger on the big screen.