Just My Luck
I just realized I have seen this movie. I watched it a few years ago with the busty single mom next door I was trying to bang.

How is it a slap in the face for people who have dial-up? Are you saying no one should ever develop a service that caters to millions of people because there might be other people who don't want it or can't afford it? If you have dial-up, then watch DVDs or broadcast television or read a fucking book. Streaming video…

If there's one sure-fire way to make really entertaining movies and tv, it's to make sure you have no attractive women looking attractive. People hate that.

Ah, you kids these days and yer vidyagames!

They did. It's called "every travel channel and food network show ever".

Btw, I'm understand that Gary made a joke, but I'm referencing caffeine spider and robuttnik's comments, which I believe were sincere.

How the living fuck did you not know Rufus Wainwright was gay? I don't think I've ever heard any of his music but even I know he's gay. Doesn't he have like a Judy Garland covers album or something?

Smokey the Bear Beefing is what I call my bowel movements after eating salmon.

I really like Road to Perdition, and I maintain that it would be a classic film were it not for the shitty voiceovers at the beginning and end.

seems like a stroke of a broad's bits.

Misty Munday
Does this have anything to do with the 70s-ish softcore movie "The seduction of Misty Munday"?

By the way, whoever checked out projector 7 is a week late bringing it back. If you continue to abuse AV club privileges we're going to have to start requiring ID.

Stop all the fucking, cussing assholes.

More like Fucket List, amiright?!

Every episode is the Viagra episode. Haven't you ever seen the fictional Golden Girls? If Viagra had been invented back then it would have been called The Viagra Girls.

There has to be a reality show on Court TV by now.

Alzheimer's Patients Demand Cure For Pancakes

It's not a review you fucking retards.

Drug laws are stupid. I have anxiety problems from time to time and smoking a little weed once or twice a week helps me immensely. But instead of that I was on some prescription that gave me the shakes and made me feel like I had bugs under my skin for half of every day, and did god knows what else to my brain…

I got Hard Boiled from Netflix, assuming it would be the start of a long obsession with Honk Kong cinema, as it had been talked about with such reverence for so long. I got about 15 minutes in and turned it off. It just seemed so cheesy. Maybe it was my mood that day or something, but I really didn't get the appeal.