Alabama is that place where all the black guys are really lazy, and all the white guys are just as lazy but they're all mad at the black guys for being lazy.

Herb Ellis was quite influential among jazz guitarists. Maybe not outside of that circle, but still.

I think it's pronounced ka-dollar-ha

DERR, HEY! MY KNIFE HANDLES HAVE FLAMES ON THEM! DERP DERPA DERP!

I fall slightly on the "I like him" side of the Rollins love him/hate him spectrum.

Come on, now. Not having the dickie would just be ridiculous.

Kids, not ids. Freudian.

whoever predicted up top that the thread would get older after us old-timers woke up were right. The end of this thread is considerably older than the beginning, so I felt better as I read.

I like when they bring women along on the space mission. You know, to cook and clean and iron the spacesuits and such.

Old-timey diving suit = birthday suit.

Hey, Bob, we need that underwater adventure cover by tomorrow. What do you mean it's not done? Well, take one of the unfinished space adventure covers and paint the background blue. Then put a fishbowl on the guy's head or something, okay? All right Bob, you too. Say hi to Maude for me.

Dx[old tv show x Jamie Foxx] = Dx[old tv show] x [Jamie Foxx] + Dx[Jamie Foxx] x [old tv show]

Actually, the word "hipster" has been around for a long time, going back to the jazz age. It's just recently been redefined to refer to a specific kind of ironic-scenester.

You're probably right, Chartex, but to acknowledge that would require us to adjust the opinion the hipster gods have passed down to us, and that would be blasphemy.

I saw Scream 2 at a preview screening and thought it was okay.

I flatly refuse to see this new movie everyone is talking about, "Krull"

KUDD. Don't touch that dial, you've got KUDD on it!

Aw, you poor poor baby.

You're probably too old/not self-involved enough to to really like it.

When coining a term in the internet age, it is a law that you have to append either "-core" or "-punk" to it.