Damn kids get off my lawn.

Try dictionary.com, then put the words together. Then read them in context. Reading comprehension can be fun!

Christ, euphemisms just keep getting more complicated. I can't keep up.

he most disappointing thing about the movie is it's not so-bad-it's-good. It's almost-decent-enough-to-enjoy-unironically-but-not-quite.

That's what I found with Ulysses as well, Senor Bagofcrap. As a matter of fact, that was the only way I could get through it at all. Trying to read it analytically and find meaning in each sentence is way too much of a chore.

It had a lot of good songs in it I hadn't heard before, so I think that really affected my enjoyment of it. I probably would have found it a lot more cloying if I had ever heard most of the music in it.

Same here. I mean, aliens vs vikings and it's completely fucking boring.

I wasn't a fan of the Shins before, during, or after Garden State. Maybe that's why I don't hate Garden State as much as everyone else here seems to?

The Garden State backlash began years ago.

I usually do pretty well with things in strange dialects as well. I think it's because of this gifted class I was in in the 2nd and 3rd grade where we read Shakespeare. Thinking back, it seems way out of the league of a 2nd or 3rd grader, but the ability to step back and understand things from context just got burned…

Oh, some people and their quibbles with rape. I swear I'll never understand.

I'm a 10.7 on the attractiveness scale. The extra .7 is for my gut.

I think most children's fiction authors write while watching television.

Also, shit shitty shit shit shit.

I love when shitty pop stars list their influences and clearly none of them have influenced their music at all. When someone writes your music for you and tells you where to stand and what dance moves to do your musical preferences don't really mean jack shit.

I get my exercise by running down live deer and butchering them with my bare hands.

I don't think "Why We Fight" was the hyperbole it seems. I don't think it's saying that the holocaust was somehow the retroactive reason the men all volunteered. It's saying they were tired and homesick, but seeing the concentration camp renewed their energy for finishing off the German empire. Kind of like a…

Anyone know a way I can watch these without subscribing to HBO or waiting for the DVDs or pirating them? Are they on iTunes or some crap?

Straight marriage is so gay.

The best Muppet is the conservative bald one who looks like Michael Steele.