It's because Americans have morphed into oversized, fatass children. If people liked it as children in the 70s and 80s, then they sure as fuck are turning it into a cottage industry now that they're in their thirties.

Can there ever be an article about a food product that doesn't spark a string of comments referencing the haunted krusty doll simpsons episode?

His best friend is a talking pie.

If you can't make it there, you can make it in Wisconsin.

I played some tight end at Rutgers.

My couch has ant traps in it. Seriously. It's kind of gross.

More like Holby Township.

So golf isn't already all about nonstop bacchanalia?

If Curling is a sport, then bowling is a sport.

Wow, thanks. I've been looking for a good shopping website. It's so hard to find website where you can buy things.

That was a long way to go. -1 for funny, but +1 for effort. It evens out.

Shit, there's a "Big Fat Greek Cuisina" near me that I go to for lunch sometimes. I hate the name but love their food, so I just call it "the greek place".

You mean Unkie Herb?

My loafers are former gophers.

The answer is always idiot.

Hey, I love dogs specifically because they're so dumb.

Obviously, little dogs only refer to it as "uncoiling a butt snake"

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Butter Burger Basement

Them are movin' pitchers, at that.

HDB- I am not a woman, but I would imagine women everywhere would be devastated to hear that one more selfish prick isn't available to marry them.