When I saw Avatar I walked out thinking "that was the most expensive-looking mediocre movie I've ever seen."

Yeesh. Hello low standards.

No way. Blanchett doesn't have the charm or humor to be Hepburn. Being able to do a Hepburn voice doesn't make you a Hepburn type.

But why would a werewolf sound more like a lion than, say, a wolf?

What's this about boners?

If Clive Owen had about 10% more carefree charm, he'd be Cary Grant to a tee.

Crying alone?

If you had to use a blender for a margarita, it's not a margarita. It's a lime-and-tequila-flavored snow cone.

The plus side is Japan has that sex robot problem pretty well sewn up.

This had the worst fucking trailer. I'm glad it's out so I can stop having to watch it.

If this is an open-ended mystery where clues are just planted throughout the city and you're able to piece together the mystery in several different ways, this would be awesome. Playing at being Sam Spade, fuck yeah.

I once dated a woman with two horrible kids whose life was such a mess she was really, really hoping to land an interview at Hooters. Too bad that one didn't work out. Nice knockers, though.

All the things those TVs can do can already be done with the Roku Netflix box, and they're pretty fucking useless. Rhapsody is decent if you just want to put some random music on while cleaning or something, but everything else is just stupid. Who really wants to look at Flickr streams or facebook photos on your tv?

I have a computer hooked up to my TV and I've been trying out Boxee. So far it's pretty sweet. It'll be even better when I get one of those remote control things you can plug into your computer. Unfortunately I use linux and the linux version doesn't include netflix yet, so no tossing out the roku box just yet.

I long for someone to make a show about superheroes that doesn't suck big floppy donkey dick.

They had Hiro go back in time and make it suck to get the writer's more money. It was all very meta.

He's talking about those Aqua Teen Hunger Force light-up signs that mobilized the police force a few years back. The city is still reeling from the devastation.

As a person in lower-management, on the verge of middle management, I can tell you that middle managers are scumbags because that's what it takes to get there. The difference in salary between $12 an hour and $50,000+ a year is a huge difference in attitude. I'm in a position that is somewhat in between those two…

moat- the crowd you're looking for is called republican voters.

This poster is Ageist! Why isn't Kathy Bates' face crammed in there?