I laughed at the chicken in space gag as well. It redeemed all the Denny's spots for me, if only for educating Joe Schlub about how sound doesn't travel in space.

I was hoping the screaming chickens was another abortion commercial. It would have been a much better abortion commercial.

That's the problem with women these days- they're not interested in elegance.

Well said.

I guess I can't really fault you, since I still go to White Castle for lunch a couple times a month and end up running to the bathroom as soon as I get back to the office every single time.

Radial Q. Bridgestone, Esq.

Maximum Overdrive is awesome to the maxxxx. With four x's.

Do they have "Forget-Me-Saying-I-Wish-I-Were-Dating-Your-Best-Friend-Who-Turned-Me-Down-Years-Agos"?

Yeah, but some of Cory Doctorow's books are pretty damn good.

The thing I found interesting was that I saw Oskar as on the road to being pretty fucked up, possibly a serial killer himself. That he and Eli got along so well was because he was heading towards becoming as big of a monster as she/he is. They share an uncaring attitude towards the lives of other.

Dude, Hipster DBag- how can you spend so much time on other threads bitching about how only NY pizza is authentic and everything else is shit, but when it comes to mexican food you're ecstatic over diarrhea-in-a-border-bowl Taco fucking Bell?

When I was a kid I enjoyed all of the NES product mascot-based games. Like the 'Noid and Cool Spot from 7up or whatever.

I applaud your dryer lint sex doll, but for god's sake don't use the fabric softener as lube.

All I know about roses is they have something to do with cowboys singing sad sad songs.

Dear AV Club comment boards,

Did you hear the new Warner Music 78-Pak?

That's also shitty, there's no settings for that stuff. Usually live action foreign films are subtitled, but all the anime stuff has crappy dubs.

Avatar's story isn't compelling enough to even hang a good performance on. The technology was advanced enough that if there were a great performance to see, the motion capture would have put it on screen. That in itself is impressive technically, but there wasn't a single moving scene in that movie, acting-wise.

Wouldn't this version of "Randy up" be effectively the same as the old version of "randy up"?

My normal daughter is kind of a thoughtless little pig. I can't even imagine a girl spoiled by two rich and famous parents. I say she got off easy.