The Frippery

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I always thought my Roku box had the worst system for browsing my queue because I always have over a 100 titles in there and it takes forever to click through all of them. Until a year after I bought it I finally realized that the fast forward button jumps through 10 at a time. I am a genius.

I watched Louis C.K.'s newer standup special the other day and the cropping was so bad that whenever they went to a middle shot, his head was completely off the screen. That said, I've had those issues with other movies, and they got fixed. Let the Right One In had that subtitle issue when it was first put up, but a…

High and Low was added recently. And several Bergman films.

Too bad they ruined the legacy of the brilliant first season with a lackluster, only fitfully funny first season.

Whereas you are trolling at Ivy League level, at least.

I am ashamed to say that "laughing man" just makes me think of ghost in the shell. I haven't read it.

Someone needs to write a spinoff Laser Lincoln novel, STAT!

Maury the Paternity Test Pirate

You know storks just think about fucking all day.

The chips represent spooge.

He'll do whatever it takes to type out "come on your titties".

The best pickles are the giant ones you get in those non-refrigerated plastic bags at crappy corner liquor stores in the bad part of town. You know which ones I'm talking about.

Actually I retract that. That would also suck.

Nobody. Maybe Brad Bird, as an animated feature?

He's been writing nothing but Harry Potter and Twilight slash-fic.

I like the part where Holden jumps out of the skyscraper as it explodes and grabs hold of the bottom of the helicopter. Then he turns around and pithily says "bunch of phonies".

I like Zinn because I graduated from high school with good grades in history and knew jack shit about most of the things he wrote about in A People's History. I didn't know Helen Keller was a communist. I didn't know anything about the south after the civil war. I didn't even know much about the railroads and unions.…

Ha, I totally used the nose trick to turn on a podcast in the car the other day, when I had gloves on. Here I've had a touchscreen phone for a year and I jsut figured that out.