"None of us could really taste a distinct difference… but we knew it was there."

I wouldn't call Papa John's "damn fine pizza" but it's pretty good. It's definitely the best of the national chains.

jolly good show

Eh, he's okay. I kind of want to punch him in the mouth, but I couldn't really say why.

I stand corrected. I will now go and buy a quality rope to hang myself with.

Patton Oswalt had some interesting things to say about Jay on the Comedy Death Ray podcast. He was basically saying how Conan and Letterman both clearly dreamed of getting a late night talk show in order to push the envelope and do it their way, whereas Jay has added absolutely nothing to the Tonight Show. His whole…

I don't see where he saw that coming. It seems more like the interviewer saw it coming but Dave disagreed.

Nathan's not the only one I've heard backpedaling on this movie. It's become "common knowledge" that this movie sucks over the last couple of years, so now everyone is embarrassed to have liked it the first time around. Kind of like Full Monty and Juno.

I've tried watching Legend of Drunken Master several times and just can't get into it. I guess I just don't get it.

Scott Tobias gave it a B:

I still remember when it came out, all the reviews talked about how surprisingly decent the movie was for how shitty the trailer looked.

Practicing analingus in the rectory is too on-the-nose

I got my girlfriend silicon breast implants so I could do math while we're having sex.

It's a rape-revenge fantasy movie starring triceratopses

Well, the island was fully functional and filled with dinosaurs in the first one. There has to be a good movie of scientists figuring out the cloning process and creating horrible dinosaur-like monsters.

In my opinion, Jurassic Park 1 set up the mythos that there is an island with dinosaurs on it somewhere, and now any film should be able to dip into that well with no explanation. It doesn't matter if it's a Jurassic Park movie, any movie by anybody, starring anybody, should be able to end up on an island of dinosaurs…

I remember seeing the first Austin Powers in the theater with my dad and girlfriend. I loved it, she hated it. That girl later became my hated ex-wife. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.

and Stephen Baldwin. don't forget Stephen Baldwin. Nobody ever should forget Stephen Baldwin.

Didn't Oldman use a different accent in every scene in the fifth element?

Milhouse whoo? Milhouse whooooo?