COTD

First Gear:

This reminds me of the time I towed a Bobcat & trailer behind our Ford Explorer without a legit trailer hitch. I just used the ball on the bumper, which is designed for very small payloads.

The truck should have been started...

A church group that plays Mario Kart? Is it some weird cult?

We have to wonder what caused the schism...

What a horrible Frankencar. It has elements from several others, like a Dodge Charger, an older Mustang Mustang, a Datsun 200SX, etc.

True story:

Thousands of unskilled riders on unstable devices that are too slow for the road or street and too fast and dodgy for sidewalks. What could go wrong?

Umm, wrong. That is the torque converter.

Neutral:

Most bike share programs suffer from huge vandalism and theft.

Just walk, you fat fucks.

This deal adds even more confusion the gigantic woven blanket of mobility, electrification, and automation tie-ups.

My money is on Daimler. They are not dreamers.

I think one of the guys is masturbating the other.

Figuring out insurance and local and federal laws are almost as big an issue as infrastructure (painted lines on roads, construction, etc.) for self-driving cars. We are decades away, despite the hype.

No, Danica. Was replying to Mustang Crowd.

More women is a good thing. More women with results is an even better thing.

We also place a jar of tannerite under all manner of things and ignite it with a .223 or 5.56 round. Not sure how this stuff is legal but I’m glad it is.