Hey Jalopnik, fuck you for greying me out. I thought the idea here was a free exchange of ideas. Good bye from a loyal reader.

The chauffeur just held up the jewelry counter while his boss was trying on dresses in the fitting room and now he’s going to boost the Avanti and leave his Rolls in the valet lot to make his getaway before he fences the stuff in Watts.

...Hell, most Americans use recreational drugs,...

I thought he was, like, 19 years old.

11) Start a good car related blog after Jalopnik goes under.

I used to travel to Orange County, CA for business frequently and the Hertz franchise at John Wayne Airport has an awesome collection of fun cars to rent and the premium to do so is sometimes only $20 per day.

“...perhaps a bit temperamental.”

No it’s a transgender article. 1 paragraph out of 24 talks about her involvement with cars.

Your name is road pizza and you’re offended by irreverence?

The airport markup is more like $7 compared to the free airline coffee.

My guess is that the base model will be “unavailable” for some time, kind of like the Tesla Model 3.

This scene is eerily similar to the opening scene in No Country For Old Men when Josh Brolin stumbles on the dead drug dealers and money in the middle of the Texas desert.

1st Gear:

Take advantage of the mileage/wear warranty. Most tires never last as long as they say and you can get replacements for a nominal cost. I’ve done this 3 times over the years.

30 yr old Sabatier 12" carbon steel. Indestructible, holds an edge, very versatile. Too long for some but I use it every other day or so. It’s even been through the dishwasher for 20 of its 30 years.

30 yr old Sabatier 12" carbon steel. Indestructible, holds an edge, very versatile. Too long for some but I use it…

If you don’t love 2CVs, you don’t love cars.

I have a similar set from DeWalt and I can attest that the work light is super handy, especially with the hook. With an 18v battery, it will run for hours.

I have a similar set from DeWalt and I can attest that the work light is super handy, especially with the hook. With…

I didn’t know that Fiat built bridges.

Forget electric Lexuses, figure out how to replace those grilles.

I stand corrected. Now there are 3 Hyundais in the US with manual transmissions!