I’ll bet you’re fun at parties.

I don’t pretend to know everything (like you) but the US Commerce Department made the tariff recommendation in the first place and the American Iron and Steel Institute have applauded it, so clearly there are some real experts who favor this approach.

Porcine lipstick.

Da front of dis car looks a leetle Pista offed a.

Why not dump the wheels and make it fly too! And move the production timeline up to 2019. Anything is possible in dreamland.

4th Gear:

Excusez-moi !, you mean my Gauloises.

This is the one you want- the SM Maserati. I drove one as a valet parker in high school. The seats are like Lazy-Boys, the air suspension is adjustable and the knobs, toggle switches and controls are incomprehensible. Perfect.

What a mess. It looks like it’s been crumpled in a wreck.

I don’t worry about it, I just let the torque converter do its job.

Wow, I never would have thought about combining a Volkswagen Thing and a Pontiac Aztek.

I don’t understand how Cadillac, Lincoln and Buick survive today.

This is great advice. I’ve been cooking daily for 30 years with just 4 knives. Keep them sharp and don’t put them in the dishwasher and they will last a lifetime.

This is great advice. I’ve been cooking daily for 30 years with just 4 knives. Keep them sharp and don’t put them in…

I feel their pain. More than once I’ve been tempted to cross a median or center strip, drive up a shoulder, or over berm to avoid a jam. I regularly will do a U-turn on the highway via the emergency/police turnaround.

Now more lesbians can fit in them!

This is shocking news, I’m stunned.

Jesus, enough about the fucking Supra.

...the Lariat, King Ranch and Raptor models make up more than half of all Ford F-150 sales, for example.

Plus they are wildly overpriced and get beat in Consumer Reports by products costing 1/3 their price.

Boy could we use some politeness over here.