Sure, for non-parallel park spaces, you could do this without the lift.

Hold up... battery trucks that go around to parking garages in the city or lots at events though...? I’d get behind that idea.

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.

I had one of these, and it was fun. Not fun in a fun sports car kinda way, more fun in a “I drive a Yugo ironically” kinda way.

The worst part is that they’d built hotel on Boardwalk, so he owed like $500 in rent just for one night.

Nice try. That’s just what everyone would want me to think.

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

Meredith was my sister’s best friend in elementary school. I remember her as a laughing, lively red-headed seven-year-old who came to our house for sleepovers. I remember thinking that she was a good friend, that my sister was lucky in her friendship. The last time I saw her was at my sister’s wedding, which she…

Hey. Not cool.

Any chance we could get the images straight off the computer instead of them as photos of a screen? Makes photoshop stuff pretty tricky..

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

This makes me think of that black mirror episode where the people had to peddle stationary bikes to make power. They had to watch the ads in the morning, or pay to skip it. Maybe your car will lock you in until you’re certain you want Colgate as your new toothpaste brand

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I’m irrational, but I’m not crazy.

The Verizon line: If you’ve ridden the subway three times today, you need to wait four hours.

so they are trusting that a car must fit exactly in that spot or aka only TESLA with no modification? Also it will need to sit perfectly still on the lift, some people can’t even obey the foot off brake, car in neutral in car wash and you expect them to not touch anything in a dropping elevator to a hell pit?

One solution would be to not have resellers be your only sales avenue... Just a thought.

At least the truck stood its ground...

I was with you until the last sentence. Others will point out their own states’ anomalous pronunciations. And don’t even get me started about the English...