Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

One trembles to imagine the string of ex-girlfriends reading that story and breathing a silent prayer of relief that this fuckwidget has finally been semi-stopped.

Maybe Pinterest has lowered my standards but I don’t think it’s that bad. It’s definitely not good but at least it’s only one font. I know a lot of women who would have used at least 3 fonts of the same announcement.

That’s not a woman, that’s a nine year old.

Planned Parenthood has prevented more abortions than all of the pukes who are opposed to them put together.

“Did you know that Taylor Swift hands out light-up bracelets that synchronize to her music at all of her concerts?”

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

It blows my mind that anyone can compare the two. A seven year old is not thinking about their body or anyone else’s in a sexual way. BUT HAS ANYONE EVER MET A 14 YEAR OLD BOY??

I firmly believe that all Back-to-School nights should feature at least one ritualistic slaying of a busy-body parent to set an example to the rest of them that they can fuck right the hell on off and stop thinking that public schools are your personal daycares for your kids.

So if you get a c-section that somehow helps a woman in Africa get one? Is this like those Toms shoes where they donate a pair for every pair that they sell?

HA, joke's on the creepy little girl. I SLEEP ON A COUCH .... I just made myself depressed.

I'm not even halfway done but I can tell you right now I've never laughed so hard at a movie review in my life. BLESS YOU, LINDY WEST.

It takes an impressive lack of mental ability to call something provided by one's employer in exchange for work a handout. I'm impressed you're even able to cobble together a complete sentence, much less function in society.

Does your employer provide health care? Then you're entitled to legal medications to maintain your health. End of motherfucking story.

It's better than the Fox News poll that asked if illegal aliens were responsible.

Can people not discuss both? Is one more valid than the other?

All routine infant genital mutilation should be outlawed.

I briefly checked out the Scandal fandom on Twitter and Tumblr (sometimes there are previews and interviews posted, and the like), and god, there are some people that just hate that character so much and it translates into them saying and sending nasty things to Bellamy herself. I don't get that. I think Fitz is a…

I love how Jezebel claims to be body positive but when a women has boyish figure they have no problem body shaming them by basically referring to them as a child. 27 and 44 is not a huge age difference.

Well. I don't know. I think if I was spending $400+ for a date night, I wouldn't want a screaming kid in the background. I'd want it to be an elevated experience. So imho, the parents should have managed the situation, since they brought the situation. Take the baby for a walk. Go to the bathroom. Anything. If you…