You wouldn't know a true strawman if it bit you on the ass

I hear ya understand and kinda think 'god' an ass

wtf Peter Pan shit is that? Are we going to frolic though the woods and dance with elves?

Can't say I really relate to this piece much as I have massive boobs. I always avoid push up bras because if I wore one my boobs would be in my eyes, or otherwise uncomfortable. I mostly find it ironic that a place like Victoria's Secret, which sells far more push up bras that non-push up, which promotes large…

Also, I don't wear a padded bra to increase the size of (the appearance of) my breasts. I wear a padded bra to hide my erect nipples. sporting erect nipples is considered vulgar and unprofessional and distracting and elicits comments like "is it cold in here or are you just happy to see me?"

Howabout an NSFW tag, some of us are still at the office

But I'm pretty sure he doesn't want "Product not found"

Terrible request. Once you have the tits you no longer want to wear pants

Parents split up when I was 10. Apart from all the crushing insecurity that comes from moving between houses, years of damage done by listening to snide comments from each parent about the other, and the creeping abandonment issues that are revealing themselves later in life, the doubling down on Christmas was pretty…

The only thing worse than managing your kid's expectations vs reality, is being divorced and trying to coordinate your kid's insane Xmas list with your ex. (Not to mention basically 4 sets of grandparents now that we're both in other long-term relationships).

That our virginity was a grocery store carnation, and if we gave it to someone before we were married, all the petals would get ripped off and the stem would be kind of bent, and no one would ever want to marry our limp and scraggly, petal-less asses.

That cannot possibly be true. Seriously, there is no way. It has to be, like, "highest selling paperback of all time printed on 71.34% recycled cardboard vellum-textured paper with 9-point Caslon text and no chapter headings and page numbers rendered in Klingon, manufactured in South Sudan, and written by an…

This just goes to show that stereotyping is wrong.