He probably goes in there to scream out secret truths so he can stay focused on his tasks:

I’m with you. I can’t read the story because the headline alone made me feel like I was going to have an anxiety attack from the overwhelming sadness.

Ok I am giving you a star because yes but also can we please not make references to the dog in the bin? I just keep seeing it so afraid and alone and trapped and I am really, really sad about that, to put it mildly.

You know whatever dude came up with it probably giggled to himself the moment he made the ad and then called over all the bros he works with at their app (only woman they’ve hired does “art”) and high-fived each of them. Then grabbed a beer out of the complementary beer fridge and got loudly drunk at work at a 2PM on…

The good news is now he can peruse his dream of wrestling in the WWE under the name Wrecks Killerson.

I will allow both.

My friends made these magnets. They are on my fridge. I love them so.

Like Kelly Bundy but unfunny.

Agreed. You let me open carry into the Visitors Gallery of the Senate or on a White House tour first.

The only thing going on today in the Code 45* department is:

That’s why it’s useless to compare assholes and oranges.

one asshole won’t let his kids say assholish thing about larger orange asshole.

Well everything in this was just delightful and now it feels like it should be summer but instead Maine’s getting another 12 inches of snow tomorrow and I just cannot.

^^^^This! In addition, it seems that the people who commit these mass shootings often die in the process or kill themselves, so it’s not like arming people in schools is going to deter them.

The White House’s official proposal would fund firearms training programs for school staff and strengthen criminal background and mental health checks.

Formal education should not be required for any position that does not actually need formal educational training in order to do the job, and random education requirements are one of the things making our income inequality and student loan crisis worse.

I have every confidence that Cynthia Nixon possesses a far greater intelligence than Arnold Schwarzenegger and Andrew Cuomo combined.

MAGA = making attorneys get attorneys.

it would be fascinating to see her try and say with a straight face she wasn’t a prostitute

The juxtaposition of Trump’s hand gesture with the dildos on the table is priceless.