Meanwhile, Michael Jordan is still just out here trying to sell some damn sneakers.

That’s Pittsburgh after a fucking Kenny Chesney concert. 

Falwell is still pissed that they weren’t able to force Northam out of his job.

WAIT.

Amazing usage in that sequence.  lol

quick frumpy computer girl, hack into the mainframe and tell us where they are!

Something something unsub is escalating after being triggered whatever...

I can’t believe Criminal Minds only just finished its final season. Also Mandy Patinkin and Thomas Gibson look really weird in that picture.

I mean unless the Obama plan came with sock puppets, animated drawings that made Trump look like a Superhero, crayons and was shown to him while eating KFC he and his collection of fuckwits would never have understood it. Anyone that thinks this man has the intellectual capacity to understand anything that doesn’t…

Obama-Biden plan that has been referenced was insufficient,

The Obama Plan was inadequate because it assumed that the people implementing it would have some level of basic competence. Not that it matters, since Cheeto Benito scrapped Obama’s pandemic resources out of spite because he is a fucking child.

They’re literally like children running around shouting a new phrase they heard.

This chucklehead’s administration is still referring to this as the China Virus?
(I know this is the least thing to be outraged about in this, it’s just so jarring to see)

My favorite is the social media outcry of them being stopped by police for not having a mask on and complaining about the audacity the police have to stop someone minding their own business and infringing on their rights.

I think the protests are also, weirdly enough, a symptom of a group of people who have a desperate desire to feel martyred and oppressed. It’s almost comical how white middle class people (and I say this as a member of said white middle class) are jealous of other groups’ marginalization. I mean, you can see it in how…

“HOW DARE YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE REASONABLE PRECAUTIONS FOR EVERYONE’S SAFETY!!!!! IT’S TYRANNY!!!!! Wait a moment what’s that black person doing walking unarmed in public!?”

What I love is how ANY and EVERY white person is deputized to enforce their version of the law when they see fit. BUT when the ACTUAL LAW is applied like, say...requiring them to stay inside for their own safety, well then that’s governmental overreach. Lord knows we cannot step on their Constitutional rights.

Even IF this kid was the neighborhood burglar (and I bet money he wasn’t), why the fuck are father and son parked in the middle of the street with guns already drawn before he arrived unless they were planning on shooting him? Did they really think this kid was gonna break in on a crowded street in broad daylight?…

Shared from a friend of mine who possesses strong socialist beliefs: