I can assure you there are a decent amount of Christians here that also have no idea what her and her type or babel ling about. This makes even prosperity gospel look rather tame. 

Is Passover just the first born child, or the first born from each of your wives?

“The blood of Christ” at least sounds vaguely religious. “Jesus Blood” literally sounds like somebody making fun of Christianity. These charlatans aren’t even trying at this point.

You know you’re dealing with Liberty U brain-trust grads when they are celebrating the fact the ‘just’ olds will die. Have they missed the salient fact that boomers are their prime age demographic at the GOP and Faux Newz?

Less than 3,000 people died on September 11, and in response we ended up launching two wars and creating a massive police state bureaucracy (all while claiming that if we changed our lifestyles, the terrorists win). Meanwhile, people can’t stand not going out for one single St. Patrick’s day weekend. I don’t think…

Ever since your orange cancer showed up I’m forced to read this stuff and I have to say I really don’t understand what version of christianity your american evangelicals are preaching. I know the bible backwards and forwards and was raised in a mainstream church in my country and I do not know what the every loving…

They look like the babysitter and the boyfriend that she invites over in a slasher movie.

If we’re talking about being passed over, I think that’s got to be Tiffany or Eric, don’t you?

Did they intentionally try to look as smug an assholish as possible? I’d assume church leaders would at least try for the more pagaenty enthused shit eating grin type thing. Something that looks, or tries to look more warm and inviting.

We have no idea what the actual test result was. 

When your official ministry photographs look like something out of Central Casting for “Grifters”.....

I don’t necessarily believe any medical reports the White House releases, but it would be both hilarious and helpful if Trump and Pence came down with influenza B and then pneumonia.
They don’t even have to die, just be incapacitated long enough Pelosi can do some things that make sense instead of making it worse. 

Keep in mind that only seventeen days ago, the Trump Administration was officially claiming that there were only 15 cases in the entire U.S., and all the patients were getting better rapidly. Also notice the kind of weasely wording: “The President remains symptom-free,” not “the President is infection-free.” The test…

you know that’s actually bullshit, and there’s literally no way it can be proved?

you’re just going to take THIS administration’s word for it? just like that?

I so want this fat bastard to get coronavirus. 

and a monk ass monk, trick ass monk, punk bitch, skip skap skank and scalawag

And that’s telling because he fucking LOVES those rallies. 

And still, President Deny Truth has no rallies scheduled.

And a punk ass bitch. 

“But if there is nothing to be worried about, then why is he worried?”