Same.

https://deadspin.com/is-this-espn-reporter-britt-mchenry-berating-a-parking-1698248529

The way he sandwiches that word salad in between “Now I will say this” and “All right. I’ll leave it at that.” is just...*chef’s kiss*

I think the point is that it’s a pretty big stretch to use the 6th pick in the draft on a QB with mildly above average college production and no physical attributes that are particularly special. Taking him that early, you’re basically counting on him to be something in the NFL that he didn’t really show signs of in…

Somewhere Kevin Harlan is nodding in agreement.

So this is a legit question — it would be more “aesthetically pleasing” to you if they hedged/closed out more lazily and gave up more open shots defensively and/or jacked up more contested shots early in the shot clock offensively?

I love that you created an account on here to post three separate attempts at insults that are as weak as they are boring. Troll better.

Yeah, my first thought was this looks like something Eastern Michigan would’ve worn 10 years ago.

Yeah, it’s been quite a transition from “Holy shit, these guys are fun! This is basketball!” to “Dammit, they’re going to win 10 straight titles” to “Do these miserable, passive aggressive weirdos even like basketball anymore?”

Seriously. Who gives a shit what Emily eats?

Kind of a weird take, but ok.

Score more points than they do.

Also fuck Duke.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don’t think that having animosity towards Falwell and his ilk is “hating religion.”

Does Trump read his Twitter replies?

+1 for “metric humping stall ball.”

^This guy gets it.

^This.

There’s a lot of middle ground between “let the ball carrier run past you” and “launch yourself headfirst into his face.” If I can figure that out, so can a guy who fucking pays football for a living.