I’d be okay with traveling being ignored if they’d stop calling bullshit fouls like that every time there’s the slightest hint of incidental contact on a contested shot.

I like how the whole premise of those commercials is “Yeah, this dude’s annoying.”

What about the current state of conservatism in this country makes you think that is true?

Well, the “sticks and stones” thing is, and always has been, stupid. And while Fournette was clearly pissed, I think he controlled his emotions just fine.

I hear he’s deceptively athletic.

All the pearl-clutching about “What happened to defense?” in a league where the average team is currently scoring 24 points a game is like when my 5-year old tells me that a kid in his class said the “s-word,” which turns out to have been “stupid.”

It definitely came off like a show that only exists as a vehicle for Tim Allen to make shitty jokes about manbuns and Priuses and vegans.

My wife and I watched about 10 minutes of it once just to see if all the conservatives bitching about it being cancelled or whatever had a valid point.

I’m not going to tell you that you’re wrong for not liking high-scoring football games, but any game that’s close can be decided by the team with the ball last, whether it’s 54-51 or 6-3 or anywhere in between.

+1 rolled up newspaper

New Year’s Eve is bullshit.

This was my take as well.

“It’s a drinking game.”

I’m not sure which is more stupid: that the Jets are offended by a team trying to go up by 21 instead of 20 or that Doug Marrone’s idea of running the score up is going for two with a 19-point lead.

Maybe, but I don’t know why he’d think anyone would assume that being a high school jock is some sort of impediment to going to parties.

I think what he’s saying is they’re not going to take no for an answ--

Yeah, I’ve lived there for about 10 years. I grew up in Carteret County and moved to New Bern after college.

You came to an article about helping hurricane victims and tried to be a snarky asshole in the comments, apparently because of some lingering resentments you have over your own hurricane experience. You decided to make fun of people who might currently be homeless by asking a question that anyone who has ever been…

We’re fortunate to live in a part of town that’s not nearly as prone to flooding as the hardest-hit areas, so the damage isn’t anything catastrophic where we are.

Yeah, I live less than a mile from the church where the douchebag had his “handing out meals to victims” photo op earlier.