I’m firmly on Team Maroon 5 Sucks, but +1 for

You’re more worried about dictionary definitions than how people actually treat each other? Cool, I guess.

I’m not here to talk about or defend everything that Jezebel does or says so take that bullshit somewhere else. I was simply pointing out that a (former?) porn star describing the President’s penis in an unflattering way is not bullying, especially if it’s true. The word bullying is not “irrelevant” here because the…

Your satire is a little on the nose, but I appreciate the effort.

It’s not legal in the ACC, apparently.

1) Boats move through water faster than people walking.

“Hurricane Florence victims” includes people who evacuated and whose homes and businesses are now uninhabitable, asshole.

Holy shit, I almost forgot how terrible these were.

It sure can.

I regret that I have but one star to give you.

Same. Plus, you get to do that fancy sprinkling-from-18-inches-above-the-food thing that all the chefs on TV do, which for me really elevates the experience of eating those four bites of boxed Annie’s mac and cheese that the kids left in the pot.

Username checks out.

The reality is that I know every single poster on here has texted while driving.

As founder of the Dan Snyder Original Fuckheads Foundation, I can confirm this.

You’re right that Newton’s an inaccurate passer, but Benjamin’s a 6 foot 5 receiver who was a first round pick ostensibly because of his “catch radius” so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Are you really comparing LeBron James opening a school for underprivileged elementary schoolers to college football coaches overlooking crimes committed by adults in order to win more games?

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi.

My first thought when I saw the headline was “He better mention that OKC bullshit.”