Yep, which is why Pence will be doing all the work while Trump tries to figure out how get his name in gold letters on the front of the White House.

+3

Yeah, it sucks. And many of them are friends, family, co-workers...I can only bite my tongue so hard.

I have no idea what the statistics on that are, but from where I sit in small town eastern NC, that feels pretty accurate.

Nailed it. They’re perfect for those “I want something salty and crunchy with minimal effort (and grease, for that matter)” moments.

It’s almost impossible to see in the video, and it almost looks like he does it as an afterthought, but he did, technically, touch the ball.

And yet, that billionaire athlete with a high school education seems more well informed than the “billionaire” real estate hack with a 3rd grade vocabulary and a four year old’s temperament that you’re likely a fan of.

Sad!

I could be wrong, but I think there are 3. I couldn’t tell, but if the guy on the end of the line at the bottom of the screen (who ignored the defensive back racing past him in favor of pass blocking nobody) is a tight end and not an O-lineman, then there would be 4.

(obligatory) No one denies this.

The “what difference does it make” quote isn’t far behind.

+ 2 princes.

No, I like it, too. I don’t think it’s unreasonable for the offense to benefit from picking up first downs. The NFL rule essentially penalizes teams for long gains by keeping the clock running while 1600 pounds of O-linemen try to haul their asses 40 yards down the field for the next play.

Concur.

I’m not sure what’s worse about Alex Jones: the words that come out of his mouth or the Jello-like ripple that travels from his bottom lip to his chin with half of them. You just know that desk in front of him is covered with spittle.

Well said.

I did this earlier today. It was reasonably effective, unlike the seated 20-foot fadeaway that I attempted with the balled-up wrapper afterwards.

+1 touchdown-extra point-commercial-kickoff-commercial-two yard run up the middle-injury timeout-incomplete pass-booth review-commercial-five yard pass-punt-commercial.

This punter’s a great natural athlete, but he appears to take some plays off.