No, I’m with you. Every game I’ve seen just seems like a battle of who can suck less. The Patriots are pretty good, I guess, but the rest of the league is interchangeable garbage.

Glad I clicked “Show all.” I was going to make the same joke.

I have no idea what it is; I’m colorblind, too.

+1 mosquito

Poorly executed “one eye” joke on my part. Obviously bullfighting is barbaric and likely to result in injury. My apologies.

Damn. What are the odds?

+40.

I don’t understand why anyone would feel the need to say anything about it, unless it’s “Hey, your hair looks awesome.”

No shit. Cleveland’s not in India.

Especially when they clearly have an actual photo of Bradford.

You’re right, but some people could care less.

+3000.

Agree. It would have been perfect if it ended after the first paragraph. None of this “context and supporting details” nonsense. I’d be okay with more pictures of turtles eating stuff, though.

It really is. I mean, being dumb is one thing, but if you’re going to be that dumb, at least be nice. Trump needs his own quadrant on the stupid/asshole matrix.

+1 Skittle

Had to scroll down way too far to find someone pointing out the unacceptable absence of biscuits from that list.

The chair-humping was a bit too subtle.