I guess he didn’t care if he ever got back.

I can’t believe she actually found 4 men who would put their penis in her, but there’s no accounting for taste, is there? The MadTV sketch “Lowered Expectations” comes to mind.

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

Thisthisthis!! I am a renter, I don’t even pay a water bill, and I’m SO CAREFUL about my water usage, because it IS a zero-sum game and it might just run out, sooner than we’d like.

#droughtshaming

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

This is what happened at the oddest funeral I ever attended:

I make gaming videos and I still agree with him.

My roommate lives on Twitch, spends allllllll day watching people play games that he owns but doesn’t play himself and for some reason it bugs the hell out of me. lol

I’m not going to attack people who watch other people play, but I honestly don’t understand the whole twitch phenomenon at all. I can see if you don’t have a game and want to see if you might want to buy it, or you’re really into an online personality and want to watch them play, but as a gamer, I much prefer to play…