lol omg, long denim skirts! That’s their uniform. Goes hand in hand with a Frito casserole recipe.

Hi, people of California. I’m really sorry about the drought, and the rich assholes who aren’t making it any easier or less droughty. I live in Ontario, and while I know my efforts to conserve (which I will be doubling up) water won’t have any impact on you, I’m still gonna. In fact, I’ve been peeing in my sink for…

Makes you wish for a righteous gust of wind, doesn’t it? That would show the moron who’s barely grasping a stack of hundies, wouldn’t it?

You could always fight back by spray painting their lawns with a shameful message :)

Lemme guess: Boston?

I really enjoyed Very Bad Things. Can’t say I’ve see him much, tbh. Maybe I’ve just forgotten other stuff he’s been in.

Those are stoned eyes if I ever saw them.

Catholic Insurance. With plans starting as low as your dignity.

I just beat Arkham City again. I completed as much as I could, but I don’t have any of the DLC. Now, I’m replaying Asylum, then it’s on to Origins. All because I can’t play Arkham Knight yet, and I needed a Batman fix.

WOW. That’s hilarious, and I’m sorry I find it so. I bet you never lived that one done X[

My submission for approval, to the Midnight Society:

I think they’d only write that article if the dumb spouse in question was the husband, because, it’s okay to say men are stupid, but it’s abusive to say wives are.

lmao! So much meme potential.

Hung out.

Woooow...