My son’s middle name is Radley. I was super smug when all the Atticus parents were freaking out after Go Set a Watchman came out.

He’s in a club where he gets high and does crafts with Amy Sedaris. He did a few of the drawings in her hospitality book.

She is my queen. I was like ten feet away from her at Comic-Con this year, and I wanted to jump on her and give her a hug and pledge my fealty, but she was in a great dress and relaxed and sipping some wine so I restrained myself. But really we should be best friends.

But the thing is that even though he is a racist sexist toolbag, Jody is far more in tune/concerned with Mindy’s well-being than Danny has been this season. Danny looks worse by comparison.

I mean, I said it was a rumor.

The rumor is that her eyeliner is tattooed

The movie is set after he has been civilized. He has to go back to the jungle to rescue Jane for some reason, thus the pants.

I love the chorus of that song she wrote. I sing it to myself all the time.

Because you’re preg and you want to eat bacon-wrapped asparagus and bombass churros?

I used to go on dates there, but the dude was an imagineer, and a silver pass was one of the perks of his job. Since they work on a Disney show, they might get passes too.

I wore out my dvd of Bride and Prejudice, which I did not realize was a thing you could do. No life without wife!

I work for a geek entertainment site, and when I was 27 I found out that I had never seen Star Wars. Like, I thought and I had seen it and then realized that I hadn’t.

Whaaaat?

I hated Carey Mulligan’s character in that movie because I couldn’t understand why she didn’t love him, even though with my brain parts I understand that he was awful.

Apparently their parents couldn’t tell them apart on set.

Until now I’ve been shipping Daisy and John Boyega, and I’ve been shipping me and Oscar Isaac for years, but honestly, they are so cute together in this song. I think it’s Daisy Ridley, though. She is super cute with anyone, I think.

I tried to rewatch that dreck awhile ago and it is all so boring except for him (well, and Friar Tuck was funny). He is the best in just about everything he does.

Well, that’s upsetting for me... HA!

My friend and I were talking about Buffy, and I was going on and on about how great Oz is, and he just said, To me, Oz and [my husband] are the same. And I was like, Huh. Yeah, you’re right. No wonder I like him so much.

My friend goes by her middle name, but she worked a retail job for years where they called her by her first name. I asked her why, and she was like, they just assumed and it seemed like too much of a pain to correct them. I threw her a baby shower that her coworkers were invited to, and I kept wondering who the fuck…