In Miami they were supposed to start a business. They would get money if they did, but they couldn’t get their shit together. That was the first “make them try to work together to generate more conflict” season.

I loved Mike’s quest for ranch dressing and his roommate’s gentle suggestion that he maybe try something new.

I loved David so much.

It is basically my seventh grade dream outfit.

A year after I weaned my kid he cried and I leaked. I couldn’t fucking believe it. And I wasn’t wearing a bra, so it was on my shirt,

Alan Cumming Reacts To Things! It should be a fucking show.

I never think that she looks like Isla Fisher, but she totally looks like Isla Fisher here.

The Jamie rape scene is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen. Keep your hand on the fast forward.

I hated her so much in Married, and I loved when Judy Greer called her a terrible mother.

Or...all she could see were the shoes and she assumed because of their positioning that someone was wearing them?

I breastfed until 15 months and only weaned because I went out of town without my kid for a week. At that point I was down to two feedings a day, and they were mostly comfort feeds. A lot of women go longer than a year. Few go longer than two. It depends on the mom and the kid and what works for them. Sixteen is well…

I have really thick hair, and when it gets too long it is actually really hard to wash. It’s heavy and my arms get tired and there is one spot near the crown that I can almost never get clean. If I were rich I’d totally make someone wash it for me every time.

Really? Based on the fact that everyone who has worked with him has wanted to work with him again, I was assuming he was good people. WHy do you say he’s a douchebag?

I love Eddie Redmayne because he said that Angel Clare is worse than Alec D’Urberville, and I am a hardcore nerd with strong opinions about that shitty little weenie.

I ship them so hard

There was a nice blind item on CDAN about a couple who like twice a year buy everything in a grocery store and have it sent to a homeless shelter or food bank or something that was revealed to be about Mark Harmon and Pam Dawber, so he’s probably nice.

Do you remember when Gwyneth did it and then wore a dress that showed all the hickies and pretended she forgot she had them?

The fact that everyone else at the party is part of a couple will make your mean and slutty behavior all the more entertaining.

b) Even worse, they wear white jeans

I thought I was the only one who remembered that show.