Yeah, people gave us all kinds of bullshit advice when my brother had cancer. Like multiple surgeries and about nine kinds of chemo didn’t help, but sure, eating whole limes and baking soda will do the trick. Assholes.

We are pretty much the same person. Waited until marriage, then terrible terrible sex. I did have daily sex on my honeymoon, mostly because I felt obligated (although my husband didn’t pressure me at all), but on our wedding night we left the reception (which was a cocktail party, so it was early), went to our…

In college there was a super friendly guy in my friend’s dorm who was always really excited to meet me. Every time he saw me he introduced himself, and after like the tenth time I just couldn’t take it anymore and said something like, I’ve met you like ten times now and you never remember me. You can keep asking my…

The whore washed his feet, actually

I projectile vomited in the London Underground during morning rush hour. King’s Cross, and I was waiting for a train on one of the deeper lines, so I tried to get out and ended up stuck on a totally packed escalator. It came out, and I clamped my hand over my mouth so it wouldn’t get all over the dude in a suit in…

Are those by Duke Riley?

I have always wanted to do that. Paint the Fibonacci sequence on my wall, I mean. Or maybe just as many prime numbers as I can fit.

My grandma has a severe latex allergy. It is ALL OVER her chart. Every single time she has a procedure, someone fucks it up and she ends up with a huge, painful welt. She had a procedure done on her back and ended up with perfect hand-shaped welt. Another time they gave her a latex oxygen tube in recovery.

I am totally stealing "my field o' fucks went barren."

Me too. :(

YES! My favorite favorite favorite.

There's a place in Eagle Rock that makes amazing huitlacoche tacos, but they call them "Corn Truffle" tacos.

I agree that comparison is totally valid.

It's a different pose, it's not black and white, there are a lot of differences. I wouldn't call it a replica.

Oh, I didn't read the VF article. I still don't like the idea that it's a competition, but you, obviously, are free to disagree.

Now that I have a kid, I get bringing a newborn to the theater. Unless they are colicky, they are quiet and will just sleep/eat the whole time. But seeing people bring like a 9month old or older makes me really angry.

I didn't look at her leaked nudes, and (maybe embarrassingly) my first thought was, Good hell, she has a great body. Not sure why I was surprised by that...

Beacuse every time two women do something similar, they must be in competition with each other?

Would you like to join my "Gender Equity for Butts" campaign? It applies to TV and movie nudity as well.

I bet she's one of those nutjobs who uses essential oils like they're medicine.