It could be that his wife prefers to be unconscious during sex with him...

I read a short story written by a former reality show producer that was about a reality show producer, and it mentioned that they try to cast about a fifty-fifty mix of normal(ish) people and people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Some of her statements on last night's show, whether it's her or the grief, make…

I think that is a very kind interpretation of it.

Ah. I get it. And that is fucking adorable.

That's not seersucker, that's gingham. I am a pedant, and I am ashamed.

I'm Mormon, and me too.

The Gap didn't buy them. They were a Gap brand from day one. Signed, My aunt was on the original concept team.

I have hair like yours, and I just called my mom to thank her for never giving in to my demands for a perm.

When I was in fourth grade a girl in my class got a brush stuck in her hair like that. She was crying and crying, and while our teacher helped untangle it, every single girl in our class confessed to having done the same thing.

She was clearly going for the Totally Hair Barbie look. She was right. That shit was on point.

Greg Berlanti produces all of three of the shows, and he says that his contract stipulates that they can all crossover as the narrative demand. However, a CBS executive has said that they will not do a crossover with another network, so we'll see. I'm guessing no crossover in the first season, but maybe in the second.

It is fun as hell, but as previously noted, not very accurate.

Why is he comparing his potential murder to John Lennon's murder?

I think it's her uncle or something. Not her dad, but they're related.

It didn't come all the way out. It was just hanging out right above my cervix, being completely ineffectual. My uterus basically shoved it out of the way so that I could grow a baby. I call it the time my uterus went rogue.

After the insertion I called my college roommate and apologized for thinking she was a baby when she would lie in bed with a heating pad all day when she had cramps.

Oh, laugh away. I did. And I cried.

We're in LA, and we love it, but realistically, we need to move somewhere cheaper. We have a friend trying to lure us to AZ. When I look at housing here and there, I'm tempted, and then I snap back to reality, and think, that's fucking Maricopa County! I would probably murder Sheriff Joe.

I had what I thought was crazy PMS, like the kind I had when I was 15, and then my period didn't start, and I told my mom and my best friend and my husband that I thought I was pregnant, and they all said, No you're not. You have an iud. I wasn't so happy to prove them wrong that time.

Yeah, I was like, I guess someone has to be the failure. I loved my iud until I got pregnant, though.