Right? When did that happen? They were my favorite Canadian couple.

Well, now I feel like an asshole for laughing

Maybe she wasn't into him, but he was into her

According to Blake Lively, he will never get over Gisele

In 6th grade I took a picture of Lisa Kudrow to the hairstylist. The Phoebe was out there.

They have the National Championship game in a week and a half. I'm pretty sure their punishment will be, like, running a couple extra laps at practice.

I watched the pilot of Breaking Bad when it aired and basically thought that everything in Walter's life was terrible and humiliating. It depressed the fuck out of me, and I have never been able to go back.

that was the best color

We moved when I was ten and were assigned the post office's old phone number. The post office did not print their new number. I got yelled at a LOT for that one. My favorite was an old lady who told me I was doing a terrible job running my business, and I was like, I am a ten year old girl?

But he might be good at other things! You don't know his life!

It is. And I am a habitual ranch abuser. But you gotta have some limits, man.

I gave you a star, but I really want to give you a hug.

In college my friend started dating a guy about 3 weeks before Valentine's Day. On the big day, she gave him a mix cd, he gave her an ipod. She told him she couldn't accept it, he told her it wasn't a big deal and he wanted her to have it, blah blah blah... They broke up a month later. It was one of those mature,…

The orange thing doesn't have anything to do with Joseph Smith. It's from an old story about an orphanage where the one nice thing the boys got all year was an orange on Christmas, and one year one of the boys misbehaved and was sent to bed without dinner, so no orange. He's like, crying himself to sleep, and someone…

I just want to say that this is a really beautiful piece of writing, and it made me cry.

Ooooo... I never thought of Luna and George, but that would be great if he could stop making fun of her for being so loony.

I can't argue with either of those things, except that I feel like putting Luna and Neville together feels kind of like saying, oh, these two weirdos... um... I guess they can't get anyone else. And I think they are both way too awesome for that. So even though I agree kind of agree with you, I cannot ship them for…

Oh... That is pretty terrible. What the fuck, Bette Midler?

They cut it from the movies, but in the books he was really good in Harry's DADA lessons, wasn't he?

I ship Ginny and Neville. Ginny and Harry was out of nowhere.