I always thought Lavender Brown was actually exactly Ron's speed. I'm going to duck now.

Wait, what did Bette Midler do?

I don't know what else she has been up to, but Teri Hatcher did direct an episode of the awesomely terrible show Twisted on ABC Family

I had a friend tell me she felt so lucky to have found a white guy in L.A. I told her it was racist (and also, it's not like they're unicorns, but whatevs). She was a generally nice, fun person, and we stayed friends for a long time. But over time, our different values have led to us drifting apart, and that's fine…

Even more valuable than the tourist dollars are the royal rents. If the UK got rid of the monarchy, they would have to give a fuckton of land back to the Windsor-Mountbattens or whatever their names are. It's a lot cheaper to just keep paying their allowance.

My mom loves watching Christopher Walken on SNL because he just stands there and reads off the cue cards. He doesn't even try to look other places or disguise it in amyway.

I did a juice fast in college and lost like 8 pounds in 2 days because I hate drinking juice so much that I just wasn't consuming anything. At the end of the second day, my brother came over, asked me what the hell was wrong with me, called me an idiot, and bought me a hamburger. He was the best.

My brother died of colon cancer at age 30. The fuckery of well-intentioned morons is infinite.

Jia, you are my favorite forever.

In the first episode, she said, her first impression of the case was that someone was lying, either Jay or Adnan, and she's been really clear that she thinks Jay was lying about a lot of things. I don't think it's quite so cut and dried, though. I think she wants to believe Adnan is innocent, and leans strongly in…

I thought the most interesting/revealing thing on the show was when she talked to the law enforcement consultant guy about how the investigators worked and asked why they weren't bothered by Jay's discrepancies, and he said, the police aren't looking for the truth, they're looking to build a case.

They did that with Mama Mia, I think. Either way, I sang along every time.

The other day I was reading some theory about how Jay really did it and why, and I was getting really into it, and then I thought, wait a minute, Jay is a real dude, and this theory is based on absolutely nothing, and how shitty would it feel if I were Jay and went online and read that everyone thought I was a…

I had a college roommate who grew up like that. It was a pain in the ass when she booked a cruise and then had to get all the necessary documents issued so that she could then get a passport.

I found a dress on the internet, printed a couple of pictures, and took it to a really great seamstress. $450 all in, including fabric. I looked great and didn't have to pay for alterations.

Remember the full leopard wide-leg pant, tiny tube top, and long hooded coat ensemble from her "That Don't Impress Me Much" video? Part of me still wants to wear that.

Now that I have a kid I have zero judgment for people who bring newborns to movies, but I judge the shit out of people who bring little kids to inappropriate and/or late movies.

Your Midweek Madness posts make me laugh harder than anything on the site, and I love your grades. You don't need to fix shit.

Never mind, rewatched, I am wrong.

Not to be pedantic, but I think she's wearing a chador, not a hijab.