I had a roommate who told me her dream was a man who proposed on one knee with a check to pay off her student loans. She fell in love with a poor dude and they are very happy and hate their student loans together.

That's what I have, and I love it so so much. It pays to marry a guy who is good friends with an antique jewelry dealer. Unfortunately, my toddler recently broke it, so I can't wear it until I get it fixed.

I assumed that the joke of that post was that Getty had mislabeled pictures of some other lady until I saw that looking over the shoulder pose. Then I was like, Good hell, that's her. That's the only one that's recognizable.

Yeah, a little before their wedding news broke of another illegitimate kid conceived while they were together. She apparently tried to flee a couple times, the Monaco secret service or whatever picked her up, allegedly confiscated her passport, and allegedly made a deal where she had to provide a couple of heirs and…

Peter Thomas Roth's Glycolic Acid Hydrating Gel has helped me with that issue. I started using it becuase it has kojic acid (I think), which I read somewhere was a natural alternative to hydroquinone. It doesn't bleach my skin, but I am already super pale.

They know. And they don't agree with you that urine is the grossest thing to ever happen, so they are fine. Yeah, there's some bacteria, but considerably less than the bacteria on your skin, or in your mouth, or in your vag. How do you stop your gross bacteria from getting all over the shower? Do you wash in bleach?

Yes. Any other questions?

I disagree with your anti-normalization of shower pee stance, but I want to applaud your anti-skid marks on your thong stance, because what the fuck was that article even?

Yeah, the Nephalim. That was the bad girl that looked like Wilma Flintstone. Noah had a really cool daughter that was like the same age, and one of the Nephalim was always sniffing around her, but she was too righteous and pure to fall for his nonsense. Or something.

In Many Waters there is a passage where they describe the most beautiful girl they've ever seen, and it is an exact description of Wilma Flintstone.

But Samantha navigated a rowboat through the rocky narrows that killed her parents. At night, even! Not boring. Also, she had a poor friend and sometimes lived in New York City.

We didn't have a toaster my freshman year of college. We used the oven, and one of my roommates burnt her toast every single morning. Without fail. Our suite just smelled like burnt whole wheat bread for 4 months before she broke down and bought a used toaster.

Oooo... I wanted the Williams Sonoma one really badly, but someone gave me the FAO Schwarz Baby Chef so I used that one. It was fine, but I secretly yearned for the Williams Sonoma version (it's so much prettier!). Good to know I wasn't missing out on anything.

"Also, maybe he knows multiple ways to solve a differential equation or calm a crying baby, or, I don't know, tie a necktie or something."

Or like, maybe they were being controlled by a voodoo priestess or something, but they have taken the reins back.

Because when the country was founded, Ohio was considered the west.

But that doesn't claim that Kazantsev did those things. It says they happened at a sorority on the same campus at around the same time. It never asserts that it happened at her sorority.

This. That was the most fucking depressing movie I have ever seen, and I have seen some shit.

The one with Neve Campbell is called The Company. There is also a really good documentary on Netflix called First Position. One of the featured dancers in that is black and it deals with what she faces a little bit.

"Lots of girls really do start thinking about planning their weddings from the time they are toddlers. "