She’s a Yank, trying to emulate Grace Kelly and make millions with Pseudo Country Pop.

Rapists and wife beaters are fine, but a guy not standing for the fucking anthem to protest police brutality is a step too far, apparently.

I have also never heard of the phrase “spit roasting” unless, of course, referring to a lamb bc I’m Greek and we make all kinds of excuses for that. But now it’s my new favorite sex thing to say and I plan on peppering sentences with it on the reg from now on

I wish he would bring a collusion case. The sooner the NFL collapses, the fewer young men get their brains scrambled.

I’m gonna need to see that sex tape to believe it, though.

Mayer is the kind of guy I would have pursued in my 20s but Groban is the kind of guy I like in my 40s. He has a good job. He’s creative. He’s very funny and smart. He seems humble. Sure he may not be as hot as Zac Efron but he’s cute. I’d stay with him even if he insisted on singing “You raise me up!” every time he…

But Seacrets tho...

Remember that time people were mad Mrs. Robinson was staying at the White House to help with Malia and Sasha? Good times amiriteguise?

At least they look happy.

Yea, I’m not about making little kids into props for politicians. Every time I see some “family values” politician with their kids lined up like the Von Trapps I just think how miserable they must be.

Speaking AS an Episcopalian,I find this offensive. We’re surprisingly liberal. We support gay marriage, female and married clergy, and are extremely concerned with social justice. Eric might well find a way out of his family trap in the religious life (imagine.if he takes up working at a soup kitchen, or performing…

Good Christ, how much were you paid to fart that out?

I hate to defend Melania, and now I’ve done it a few times (once for saying that picking on her English was kinda crappy, despite her being a likely liar about how many languages she speaks), but I think it’s a bit shitty to criticize a woman for not smiling enough, especially when that woman has a plethora of other,…

Huh, apparently Train Wreck is too young to remember that lots of TV and radio figures made Chelsea the butt of their jokes when those were essentially the only media outlets (granted disingenuity cannot be ruled out)

Holy shit...could you imagine if Trump and Sarah Palin were married!?!

He’s going to St. Andrew’s Episcopal in Potomac, Maryland. Technically I guess it’s a Christian school, but by that standard so is Sidwell Friends (where the Obama girls and Chelsea Clinton went). It has a good academic reputation as far as I know.

eh St. Andrew’s is an Episcopal school, which in the DC area means “rich WASP school”. If he’s brainwashed, it will more likely be in the ways of Wall Street and trust funds rather than Jesus and he was probably getting that at his NY school anyway.

Oddly, i’m just happy Barron gets to dress like a kid.

I’ve seen kids with that same expression. Of course if I explain why it’s not unsettling and they are really cool people who happen not to be neurotypical, Melanie might sue me.

That is Ocean City in a nutshell.