I worked at a sheriff’s office one summer in college, and you’d be surprised at how many people get arrested for being a heroine.

Mexican drug cartels were very interested in hiring Loaiza after they heard he had been taken over the wall 259 times in his career.

“In 2003, he finished second in Cy Young voting.”

It looks like he’s spent time perfecting his speedball.

Anything is possible.

Subtle tribute to Adebisi from Oz?

“I would take...a colossal penis any day.”

So glad he and the rest of the Eagles stiffened up and penetrated the Patriots defense so well...

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

My man Fat Lever. Favorite player of all-time, and I still love those city skyline uniforms.

Cool story about a 90s basketball player some may remember.

Oh also, Terrell Brandon.

Nice change of pace to see a Philadelphian subjected to a battery.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

In Kentucky people normally take advantage of sleepy Cousins.

If only he put his hands up.

Right Wing Nutters: “America is the greatest country in the world and fuck you if you don’t recognize and celebrate American Exceptionalism!”

Central is god’s time.