Hair Color: BLACK

Based on the picture, they’re all ground rule doubles now.

Well, in his defense, the situation is a little confusing. Not long ago, everyone was demanding to see his cork.

Based on the indictment, Belle is still racking up doubles.

Ain’t no party like a Catholic party ‘cause a Catholic party don’t start

More like Carnelo Álvarez, amirite?

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.

Did he pull a delicious five dollar, foot long turkey club from Greenie’s ass? Watch to find out! Eat Fresh!

One of the many problems of being short: Always in the front row.

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

I will always be thankful to Mike & Mike that they introduced me to podcasts.

I assume the Cubs cut him in half in hopes of growing an extra Schwarber.

Nate Diaz somehow has a negative balance of f**ks to give. A+ quality troll.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.