Money Balls

Trouble With the Perv

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

(Not that I watched the game but...) A lot of credit to Tagovailoa for being game ready, as well as the coaching staff for investing in their backup.

Looks like Saban’s trying to explain to the cop that he’s not that drunk.

Crushing Georgia’s hopes and dreams is old hat to the Russians.

Given Atlanta traffic, I would have thought it would have taken longer to get to the rim from way downtown.

Good form.

Bill Cartwright style

The rankings for anthem performance are now as follows

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

“Hey James, would you mind doing something that we can shit on you for later?”

Alabama got a bit confused on the 3/5’s compromise...

If they ever actually fought, I think Russ would literally dismember Durant.

The fact that an NFL game is a 4 hour insurance, beer, car, and financial services commercial with 10 minutes of actual football playing is killing the league.

I’m sure Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod have much better conversations:

I also take lots of artistic liberties in describing my girlfriend, mainly because I don’t have a girlfriend

Sounds like a mismatch.